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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...

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  And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.

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