they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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