I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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