ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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