Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Randomize
