I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just blew my weed a kiss
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
COCAINE IS GR8
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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