You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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