Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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