I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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