i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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