I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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