I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Randomize
