In the future we'll all be gay
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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