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(678): View more from Georgia

Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.

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(954): View more from Florida

Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.

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(561): View more from Florida

i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She brought up feelings... her days are numbered

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(425): View more from Washington

Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.

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(760): View more from California

i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.

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