Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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