id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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