thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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