Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
