Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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