Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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