Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
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There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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