Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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