No, you can still breathe under the balls.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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