were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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