Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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