Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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