I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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