are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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