when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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