who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We won't sleep together?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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