Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
