She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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