I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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