"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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