She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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