laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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