So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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