dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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