Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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