I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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