By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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