did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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