i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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