He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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