Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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