HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you would pick up someone in the library
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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