The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
