I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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