i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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