I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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