how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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