my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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