Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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