Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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