i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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