How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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